Bedding Wells

Yon smaller brother gets hitched on t’weekend and we are REALLY looking forward to it!

I have both a hat of gargantuan proportions (which comes complete with penguin, raffia, ice sculpture, electrically illumimated windmill and a brace of Ziegfeld Girls) and a fascinator for evening wear wot I made m’self.

My dress is a symphony in pink, my shoes are too pointy to go up stairs frontways, my handbag is small and silly and my jewellery is bling and slutty. Maaaaarvellous. I have had a pedicure.

The hotel is so far and away beyond what I’m used to that I actually had to phone them and ask if they had a high chair for R. They do. 10 points. But then I asked them if there was anywhere where we could take R for a lie down or some time out if he gets overwrought, and we were offered the ‘Contemplation Garden’. I can see the £500 a night guests loving me for introducing a 15 month megaphone into their oasis of calm!!!

It promises to be the wedding of the century. As long as I don’t frook up the reading we’re home free.