How d’you get an elephant in a matchbox?

This crossed my mind when talking to my youngest, largest brother about his revision technique. Truly, an indissoluble problem. Or so it would seem.

Remembering things is an artform, tempered with just a little science. There is a plan afoot - by the next round of exams he will be nigh-on invincible. Of course, we’re breeding a monster. It’ll be hell when he can remember what we said when pissed 6 months ago or more. But it’s worth it. Or it will be. He doesn’t know it yet, but he’s providing the wherewithal for the parents’ golden retirement - nose to the stone, wee man!!!!