Fuckwittage #2

… found it.
WHAT a moose – but at least I didn’t get it nicked!
I’d put it in a bag that I never use, along with Mouses’s bottles. I dunno. Where’s your head, Agent Kujon?!

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Fuckwittage

Went to Asda this morning at 8am to get a refund on a pair of trousers, and lost my wallet in the store. Fucking, fucking hell!
How on earth do I do things like this?! It gives me zero confidence that I can do anything else! If I can drive and navigate simultaneously, breathe and talk [...]

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Mirrormere

Came back from Bristol this morning, early, after a long haul up from Shoreham yesterday. A really fruitful meeting, followed by fish and chips with a colleague on Worthing seafront – sun, breeze, salty air, vinegary chips and seagulls – perfection.
As I was driving home today I crossed the old Severn Bridge and it felt [...]

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Verruca Salt Moment…

I WANT a minature English Bull Terrier. Now. *Whine*!

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Gaping Hole

… where my backest back tooth used to be, and the socket is not letting me forget what used to be in there, let me tell you!
I had two wisdom teeth removed when I was at University; I can remember the procedure but nothing about the aftermath, which says to me one of two things; [...]

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